Episodes
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
S1E7: The Gang Can’t Believe These Hippy Assholes Have Better Tech:
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Season 1 Episode 7: The Nox
Quark from DS-9 shows up with his new pals to repeatedly condescend to the dumb hooomans, but it’s cool: the dumb hooomans are too busy condescending back to even notice. Will our heroes save the Nox, or will the Nox save them?
Also, new segment: GET TO KNOW YOUR HOST! If you stick around after our sponsor segment (currently made up of a plethora of non existent, but soon to be corporate love bombs), Tory and Sarah answer a question from Talking Points, a game for couples to learn about their bae. While we're not actually a couple, we feel engaged to you, our lovely fans (also non existent at this point, but we think fourth dimensionally yo). Enjoy!
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Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
S1E6: The Gang Gives Zero F*^KS About Jack!
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Season 1 Episode 6: Cold Lazarus
Jack is acting weird AF upon return from a mission that DEFINITELY is finally not just the forest in Vancouver, BC. But no one cares. At all. He just goes home. And stalks his ex. And also is a bomb. Oh my star(gate)s! We hope the team can save him and the show!
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Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
S1E5: Who Doesn't Shoot Their Ex With a God Complex?
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Tuesday Jul 20, 2021
Season 1 Episode 5: The First Commandment
Wow, this shit is WILD! Like, does the SG program even screen people for the job?
Talking points: Is it a coincidence that the first character killed in this one is called Frakes? I guess that’s why this is SG-9, or the A, B, C...I Squad. And why even have ranks if there’s no real chain of command?
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Thursday Jul 15, 2021
S1E4: Inverse Kevin Costner
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Thursday Jul 15, 2021
Season 1 Episode 4: The Broca Divide
Ummmm I did not think this show would immediately nose dive to even more deplorable plotlines after last week, but they’re GOOD in that writer’s room.
Talking Points: Dr. Jackson is hard to like after this one. Sam Carter is the goat. It’s pretty fun to watch the cast devolve, but was it more fun on StarTrek: The Next Generation?
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S1E3: When You're the Only Woman Who Works Here
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Season 1 Episode 3: Emancipation
Well ain’t this some shit?
What’s that? Your male colleagues are minimizing your sexualization in the workplace again? Oh well! That’s why God made rose and bubble baths, am I right ladies LOLOLOLlllllllzzzzz.
Talking points: Does it seem like Not James Spader and MacGyver are actually enjoying this? Enjoy seeing Asian representation on this show, it’s going to be a very long time before you see more. And nobody puts Captain Doctor Carter in a corner.
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Thursday Jul 01, 2021
S1E2: A Fistful of Hydrocodone
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Season 1 Episode 2: The Enemy Within
Oh my god! Gross! Body Horror! Nobody liked Kawalsky Anyway!
Talking points: Wait, How do you pronounce Goa’uld? If you do a murder whilst harboring a...Goold (?), should you be arrested? And should someone who trades sides over just seeing a Casio really be on the team?
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Thursday Jul 01, 2021
S1E1: The Dangerous Deity Pumper
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Thursday Jul 01, 2021
Season 1, Episode 1: Emancipation
Sarah and Tory review the Pilot, two part episode of Stargate SG-1.
This is a movie! This is good! I am excited to see more!
Talking points: The power of a Casio, that ain’t James Spader, and always ALWAYS build your hang out zone around the dangerous deity pumper.
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Monday Jun 28, 2021
Welcome to the Vertical Water Hole
Monday Jun 28, 2021
Monday Jun 28, 2021
A quick hello from Sarah and Tory, your two favorite podcasters from a previous podcast you probably didn't listen to. We welcome you to join us on our journey through the Stargate-Verse (of which we are relative newbies). If this sounds like your bag, PRESS PLAY!!