SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 1 Episode 9:  Thor's Hammer

The Team seeks to build a group of planets united against a common enemy, The Goooold; A federation of sorts, if you will. It doesn’t go great, especially for Talc, of course.

WILL OUR HEROES ALL MAKE IT OUT OF THOR’S SHITTY DISNEYLAND LABYRINTH RIDE ALIVE AND FULLY INTACT?

Alternate alternate title: Thor’s Hammered. Your hosts got pretty wasted, pretty fast for some reason.  Editing took a bit…please forgive any related delay in the release schedule!

Season 1 Episode 8: Brief Candle

Some of the team gets their fuck on, others on the team suck their teeth in jealous disapproval. It’s babies having babies all over the place and also Jack catching the literal worst STI yet discovered. We can’t believe this doesn’t happen ALL THE TIME in SciFi! 

Season 1 Episode 7: The Nox

Quark from DS-9 shows up with his new pals to repeatedly condescend to the dumb hooomans, but it’s cool: the dumb hooomans are too busy condescending back to even notice. Will our heroes save the Nox, or will the Nox save them?

Also, new segment:  GET TO KNOW YOUR HOST!  If you stick around after our sponsor segment (currently made up of a plethora of non existent, but soon to be corporate love bombs), Tory and Sarah answer a question from Talking Points, a game for couples to learn about their bae.  While we're not actually a couple, we feel engaged to you, our lovely fans (also non existent at this point, but we think fourth dimensionally yo).  Enjoy!

Season 1 Episode 6: Cold Lazarus

Jack is acting weird AF upon return from a mission that DEFINITELY is finally not just the forest in Vancouver, BC. But no one cares. At all. He just goes home. And stalks his ex. And also is a bomb. Oh my star(gate)s! We hope the team can save him and the show!

Season 1 Episode 5:  The First Commandment

Wow, this shit is WILD! Like, does the SG program even screen people for the job?

Talking points: Is it a coincidence that the first character killed in this one is called Frakes? I guess that’s why this is SG-9, or the A, B, C...I Squad. And why even have ranks if there’s no real chain of command?

Season 1 Episode 4: The Broca Divide

Ummmm I did not think this show would immediately nose dive to even more deplorable plotlines after last week, but they’re GOOD in that writer’s room.  

Talking Points: Dr. Jackson is hard to like after this one. Sam Carter is the goat. It’s pretty fun to watch the cast devolve, but was it more fun on StarTrek: The Next Generation?

Season 1 Episode 3: Emancipation

Well ain’t this some shit?

What’s that? Your male colleagues are minimizing your sexualization in the workplace again? Oh well! That’s why God made rose and bubble baths, am I right ladies LOLOLOLlllllllzzzzz.

Talking points: Does it seem like Not James Spader and MacGyver are actually enjoying this? Enjoy seeing Asian representation on this show, it’s going to be a very long time before you see more. And nobody puts Captain Doctor Carter in a corner.

Season 1 Episode 2: The Enemy Within

Oh my god! Gross! Body Horror! Nobody liked Kawalsky Anyway!

Talking points: Wait, How do you pronounce Goa’uld? If you do a murder whilst harboring a...Goold (?), should you be arrested? And should someone who trades sides over just seeing a Casio really be on the team?

Season 1, Episode 1: Emancipation

Sarah and Tory review the Pilot, two part episode of Stargate SG-1. 

This is a movie! This is good! I am excited to see more!

Talking points: The power of a Casio, that ain’t James Spader, and always ALWAYS build your hang out zone around the dangerous deity pumper.

A quick hello from Sarah and Tory, your two favorite podcasters from a previous podcast you probably didn't listen to.   We welcome you to join us on our journey through the Stargate-Verse (of which we are relative newbies).  If this sounds like your bag, PRESS PLAY!!