SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 4 Episode 21: Double Jeopardy

Hey, y'all remember Gang 2.0?  Remember them?  We left them with Harllo.  Well, they got bored of solitaire and orgies, and decided to start roaming around the galaxy like their flesh and blood counterparts. 

Well, that was going t bite them in their robot asses at some point, and well, here we are, as they're all promptly "dead-ed' off.  Especially Daniel, who through a morbid, childhood wish self-granted by his actor, Michael Shanks (who directs this episode), gets his head BLOWN THE F*#K OFF!! 

The McNeil's fight each other also.  It's awesome!

Season 4 Episode 20: Entity

Move over Chat GPT, because actual AI rolled onto Earth in 2001.  It took over our friendly Malp Robot, and proceeded to "The Thing"-itself into a nightmare pile of cables and circuits at the Base.  After realizing it's too big for the floppy drives and emergency lighting battery, it decides that Sam Carter 's brain is just the right size for it's zip file!  

O'Neil and General Daddy play hardball with the robo fucker inside Same, but they all call each other's bluff.  Suffice to say, it's a fight to the brain death!  (Included in that Brain Death is your two hosts, Sarah and Tory.  We recorded this in person, so audio is a little different.  Also, we drank a heck ton of booze, and our own brain zip files might get a little slow towards the end of the show.   Anyway, COMFORT!:

Season 4 Episode 19:  Prodigy

So we got two disparate stories going on here.  One is Jack and Teal'c babysitting a team of scientists on what appears to be Tinkerbell's sociopathic cousin's moon home.  The other is Good Will Hunting, except with women in the air force academy.  They bring the two together, but we personally don't understand the point.  

But, we do get to see one dude die a horrible death by kamikaze sprites.  And Teal'c gets to shoot O'Neil.  So a couple of W's in there. 

Season 4 Episode 18:  The Light

It's pretty obvious at this point that Daniel has an addictive personality.  Sarcophagi, boy light, and now a sweet lava lamp has his dopamine firing on all cylinders.  The gang go to the planet (aka one room) where this lava lamp is, and to be fair to Daniel, this lava lamp is pretty goddamn sweet.  They all forget their D.A.R.E. Training for this one.  

Alas a man child is there, and when he relates his situation of being the neglected child of lava lamp addicted parents who are now dead, this episode suddenly gets real.  I can't handle this right now.  I need some of that sweet lamp. . . 

Season 4 Episode 17: Absolute Power

The SG Gang find the Golden Child and bring him back to base.  Very Child-Centric Episode until Daniel is given some Boy-Light and proceeds to become Giga-Chad of the early aughts, fucking over the Tokra AND the rest of the world with his new found knowledge. 

Actually, don't worry about the summary.  This episode don't have a point, other than the producers giving Michael Shanks lots of air time to convince him to stay.  That's our theory.  

Season 4 Episode 16: 2010

Come with us to the year 2010, where Sam has married some douchebag, Teal'c leads a cult, Dr. Fraz has literally nothing to do, Jack is a mountain man, and Daniel is. . .Daniel.  Some time travel shenanigans occur, but the real star of the show is Glasses, who has the most lines he's ever had.  But even that kind of sucks, because he's basically a Narc.  

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Season 4 Episode 15: Chain Reaction

We finally get to see Special Forces McNeil use his Special Force-fulness as he tries to help Daddy from being blackmailed into retirement by those F&%K-Wads at the NID.  He needs help though, and who better than our favorite slime pustule, MAYBOURNE!

After cashing in some favors, O'neil gets Maybourne a hall pass from federal prison, they hack some back doors, give the slip to the NID, and crash  Senator Kinsey's party.   Eventually, they get Daddy reinstated.

Oh, and meanwhile, Daddy's replacement, General Stepdaddy, almost radiates the entire god damn planet with his ineptitude.  THANK GOD DADDY IS BACK!!

Season 4 Episode 14: The Serpent's Venom

The Gang go all Intrigue Noir as they set up an incredibly dangerous plan to set Apophis and Haru'ur against(?) each other?  Or with(?) each other?  The plan is as messy as the electron cloud of mines surrounding the planet they fly to in J-Mack's ship to pull it all off. 

Meanwhile Teal'c foments revolution, but is betrayed and captured.  Despite this, (and being hellishly tortured) he is able to propagandize the turncoat Jaffa onto his side because Teal'c is the real Top G.  

Well, they ALL meet at the mine planet, and the plan goes pretty well.  Teal'c is saved, a bunch of Apophis's ships get blown up, Heru'ur is probably(?) killed.  And yet despite all this, J-Mack is a real fracking downer, and I guess it was the worst(?) possible outcome?  I don't know, it's all Phoenician to me.  

Season 4 Episode 13: Absolute Power

The Golden Child Part 2 opens with said Child, the Harsesis, meeting the Gang, and being taken to the mountain, where he gives Daniel some Boy Light to the forehead, injecting him with hidden knowledge, and starting him on that Sigma Grind Set to building some sweet alien tech to beat the Gou'ldies.

Cut to ONE WHOLE YEAR LATER and Daniel is Top G, with full control over the weapon, and decides to blow up the Kremlin instead, and be a real dick.

Or did he. . .he. . . he. . . he. . .

Season 4 Episode 12: Tangent

Pushing the Envelope, and keeping Joy On The Burn, the Gang split up, O'Neil and Teal'c enjoying a balmy vacation in a hybrid Gou'ld Ship taken over by Daddy Apophis, and auto piloting back to his car garage.   

Sam and Daniel join Sam's father, now to be called J-Mac, as they go to interrupt the boys space night, and bring them back to the boring world of the U.S. Air Force.   

Major Davis cries alot inside, too.