SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 4 Episode 11:  Point of No Return

Some dude from Sex and The City is here, knowing WAY TOO MUCH about the Stargate from some Netscape Conspiracy Chat rooms.  O'Neil goes to see what his deal his, while Sam and Daniel play I Spy, and Teal'c wears a shit ton of hats and chills on a Sex Bed.  

Turns out, however, that the dude is pretty much right about everything, and is also an alien who landed here with three of his compatriots who seem to despise his ass, and have been keeping him on amnesiac meds.   Dicks.  

This is our longest episode so far.  I don't know why I wrote that.  GOOD EPISODE! 

Season 4 Episode 10: Beneath the Surface

The Gang has joined a Cult!  Rules:  No one can be friends, Carter gets no bread, and Burlap tunics are the acceptable meta.  

PLOT TWIST!:  The Gang had their memories erased by some douchebag, and they need to dream of the glowing puddle, and have Gotcha "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" epiphanies to remember themselves.  Then they can go home, and perhaps begin the revolution of their fellow, prolateriat workers.  Will they:  Yes.  

Season 4 Episode 9: Scorched Earth

We got a real bind on our hands here.  Jack's solution is to blow it up.  Daniel's solution is to talk to it.  Carter follows Jack's orders. And Teal'c stands in LITERALLY the same spot of grass the entire episode, surrounded by a bunch of hippies who have never heard of Visine Eye Drops. 

Season 4 Episode 8:  The First Ones

You remember that movie Enemy Mine?  That movie was the shit.  

Season 4 Episode 7: Watergate

The "Vertical Watering Hole" Moniker becomes canon as the gang travel to balmy Siberia to shutdown the Russian Stargate, which is connected to another one under water. . .supposedly.  We got Cold War Intrigue, Popsicle Maybourne, Deanna f%*king Troi is in the Ruskie house.   This is a good one Comrades! 

Season 4 Episode 6:  Window of Opportunity

Let’s do the time warp again! 

Season 4 Episode 5:  Divide and Conquer

So Za’tarcs seem like a pretty big deal and a very good Gooooldy weapon that can easily infiltrate the SGC. But do these supercharged sleeper agents remain a concern after this? Nope.

There wasn’t a better way to get Sam and ‘Gyver to admit their forbidden feelings for each other? Also, do those two even have actual chemistry? Also, how are they allowed to stay on the same SG team after this? Does this mean Sam has finally entered in the running for the title of Jack’s Best Friend?

Season 4 Episode 4:  Crossroads

Teal’c and his ex are convinced that her Gooooldy baby is a good Goooooldy and try to get it into the Tok’ra. The Tok’ra are secretly sure this is a spy plan by the Gooold, but keep that to themselves, and let the motherfucker run free in his totally fucked over host so he can murder the uninformed, previously discussed ex-girlfriend slash high priestess.

Listen, if you don’t think the Tok’ra have a benevolent-faced supremacist culture, you’re watching a different show; those guys are dicks.

Season 4 Episode 3:  Upgrades

So a Tok’ra named after the flavor of Jagermeister brings some superhero armbands that must be tested on humans? And then they agree on SG-1? Those most valuable human asset of the SGC? What? And they let Daniel do it even with his history of alien tech addiction? OK, sure.

Season 4 Episode 2:  The Other Side

Immediate allegiance to whomever the Gate Gang meets first on a world finally goes very wrong when they willy-nilly participate in someone else’s war.

Everyone is good with it except Daniel, so I guess he’s improving. Anyway, they do a racism on Teal’c and MacGyver finally says fucks these guys. (As if the US Government has some kind of strong anti-Nazi policy *eyeroll*)