SG Fun: A Stargate Podcast

Season 4 Episode 5:  Divide and Conquer

So Za’tarcs seem like a pretty big deal and a very good Gooooldy weapon that can easily infiltrate the SGC. But do these supercharged sleeper agents remain a concern after this? Nope.

There wasn’t a better way to get Sam and ‘Gyver to admit their forbidden feelings for each other? Also, do those two even have actual chemistry? Also, how are they allowed to stay on the same SG team after this? Does this mean Sam has finally entered in the running for the title of Jack’s Best Friend?

Season 4 Episode 4:  Crossroads

Teal’c and his ex are convinced that her Gooooldy baby is a good Goooooldy and try to get it into the Tok’ra. The Tok’ra are secretly sure this is a spy plan by the Gooold, but keep that to themselves, and let the motherfucker run free in his totally fucked over host so he can murder the uninformed, previously discussed ex-girlfriend slash high priestess.

Listen, if you don’t think the Tok’ra have a benevolent-faced supremacist culture, you’re watching a different show; those guys are dicks.

Season 4 Episode 3:  Upgrades

So a Tok’ra named after the flavor of Jagermeister brings some superhero armbands that must be tested on humans? And then they agree on SG-1? Those most valuable human asset of the SGC? What? And they let Daniel do it even with his history of alien tech addiction? OK, sure.

Season 4 Episode 2:  The Other Side

Immediate allegiance to whomever the Gate Gang meets first on a world finally goes very wrong when they willy-nilly participate in someone else’s war.

Everyone is good with it except Daniel, so I guess he’s improving. Anyway, they do a racism on Teal’c and MacGyver finally says fucks these guys. (As if the US Government has some kind of strong anti-Nazi policy *eyeroll*)

Season 4 Episode 1: Small Victories

You wanted Lego for Christmas? You’re in luck! This Thor foe is really the gift that keeps on giving with one survivor left on earth after the explosion of Thor’s ship at the end of Season 3.

For some reason this Lego spider turns into the Alien queen and starts spurting out spiders made of off-brand shit that aren’t as good, so they're pretty easy to kill.  

Season 3 Episode 22: Nemesis

Daniel Jackson obviously has the worst appendicitis in modern medical history, requiring lengthy care in the infirmary. Everyone else, but especially Samantha Carter, has to look at, and even touch an ailing and extra gross Thor.

Thor really needs fast help from the Gate Gang to save his ship, Earth, and probably his own world. But he’s still a weird and cryptic mother fucker, so, whatever that’s about. He’s about as helpful as Daniel. Oh, Lego Bionix are trying to kill everyone.

Season 3 Episode 21:  Crystal Skull

Daniel (and sure, the rest of the Gate Gang) enter a rejected Indian Jones set. Daniel tries like crazy to find a nice dress to wear out of phase, but gets made fun of by the shop ladies. He still makes it to the opera with Richard Gere, but his grandfather comes to pick him up early.  And there's a Crystal Skull in there somewhere.  

S3 E20:  Maternal Instincts

Naturally Daniel is quick to believe that he can do telekinesis after a super fast and shoe-free lesson that only his special self gets to attend.

For some reason Bra’tac is in this episode, but at least he brings Chief Galen Tyrol who will certainly come up again in our teased spin-off, Stargate BSG-Fun. Listen, it makes more sense than Daniel.

Season 3 Episode 19:  New Ground

Two archaeologists, a Stargate, and the Gate Gang walk into an intercontinental war. The first archaeologist says, “Let’s be scientists about this cool shit.” The second archaeologist rats everyone else out to the authoritarian dogmatic government.

Then the Gate Gang says to the first archaeologist, “Hey, do you want to come home with us while your government most likely murders your snitchy colleague?” LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Season 3 Episode 18:  Shades of Grey

Miraculously predating some commercially successful Twilight fan fic, Daddy takes it to the next level when he introduces the Gate Gang, Glasses, and Dr. Frasier to his love dungeon after making them sign a creepy contract. It’s a wild misuse of power.

Also Jack goes undercover as a true bad boy and Tory is very distressed until the big reveal at the end.